The headlines read:
A swirling storm with a potential for more than a foot of snow clobbered the mid-Atlantic and the urban Northeast on Tuesday, grounding thousands of flights, closing government offices in the nation’s capital and giving students another day off from school.
Could this story be part of a LIBERAL PLOT TO MAKE PEOPLE BELIEVE IN GLOBAL WARMING???
Consider the evidence:
1) Five years ago, in 2009, Scientific American was reporting that climate change would result in more severe winter storms with more precipitation.
2) In 2010, Scientific American explained again that global warming should predict heavier, harsher winter storms. They even explain why: “U.S. government scientists predicted [in 2009] that global warming will actually increase snowstorms, thanks to the potent combination of more moisture in the atmosphere from warmer average temperatures paired with the usual cold of winter. The U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change predicted the same in 2007. In short, winter storms are likely to become stronger and more frequent, with stronger winds.”
3) In 2011, the liberal website “The Christian Science Monitor” also explained to people that scientists all expect that gradual warming on a global scale would lead to harsher and more dramatic winter storms.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
All good conservatives know that “global warming” is a total hoax designed by atheists to enact a one-world Marxist government through fear and the psychotic tyrannical demand for less pollution.
So how is it possible that this storm just happens to come along, exactly as the theory of global warming predicted??
Obviously, this winter storm must be A LIBERAL, snowing on us and messing with our roads just to try to convert us to liberal ideology.
We have added the appropriate speech bubble to the above picture to illustrate this fact.