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Halloween and Christians: giving Halloween a modern Christian meaning
, 31 Oct 2014 by Gregory Stevens

Who cares about the original meaning of Halloween? We can make it a Christian Holiday however we want!

Halloween has been an issue for Christians for a long time, but Pastor Gregory has a solution: your children can celebrate Halloween without fear… all we have to do is make Halloween about Jesus Christ! Luckily, Christians are really good at this kind of thing. They have been doing it for a long time. They


Every scriptural argument for being a gun-toting, open-carry nutjob!
, 26 Sep 2014 by Gregory Stevens

Some Christians ask, "What heat would Jesus pack?" But that is the wrong question.

Today’s letter is about the quintessential American topic: the relationship between guns and God. Dear Pastor Gregory, My son wants to buy a gun to protect our family. I have been hesitant to buy him the machine gun he wants because I thought my faith in Jesus meant I had to be non-violent or something.


Right-wing Christianity: “If God loved you more, you wouldn’t need so much water.”
, 29 Aug 2014 by Gregory Stevens

Dehydrated children just aren't praying hard enough

Today’s letter is about water, helping the unfortunate, and how to be a good Christian. Dear Pastor Gregory, I just recorded my video for the #IceBucketChallenge! I was super excited to help the ALS Association raise awareness and millions of dollars for this terrible illness. But then one friend of mine, a Christian like me,


Tea Party caucus proposes bill to define new list of Founding Fathers
, 21 May 2014 by LiberalBias.com

The Founding Fathers: Tea Party Style

The Tea Party has never been happy with some of the people who are considered Founding Fathers of the Unites States. Although no official list really exist, the Founding Fathers are generally assumed to include at least the Committee of Five (Robert Livingston, Roger Sherman, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, and Benjamin Franklin), and often include


Who will George Bush paint next? (with illustrations)
, 10 Apr 2014 by Gregory Stevens


It should come at no surprise that former leader of the free world, turned Christian artist, George W. Bush has once again channeled his godly painting powers. We’ve seen his nude selfies and colorful cat works of painted wonder but now Bush has stepped up his game with an uncanny ability to ham-handily paint world-leader


QUIZ: Fatwa or Tea Party Law?
, 03 Apr 2014 by Gregory Stevens

Take the quiz!

The crazy liberal nut jobs are after us Republicans again! They’re now saying that the religious right and Muslim religious extremists are mirror images of one another. How dare they!? We all know it’s liberals like Barack Hussein Obama who are in the Muslim brotherhood! So, to prove how different conservative Christians are from conservative


10 reasons conservatives CANNOT believe in the Big Bang Theory
, 19 Mar 2014 by LiberalBias.com

God versus Big Bang Theory of the origin of the universe has receive supporting evidence recently

Once again, science has found even more evidence for the “Big Bang Theory” of the origins of the universe. This whole “evidence” situation has gotten so bad that plenty of conservatives are ready to give up on their deeply-held beliefs. “So what if the universe is billions of years old?” they say. “After all, I


God’s Law: 13 laws to make America a REAL Christian Nation
, 13 Mar 2014 by LiberalBias.com

Gods Law: free baby birds for everyone!

Is America a Christian nation? Of course! Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay teaches us that the word of God has “manifested in what is called the Constitution of the United States. God created this nation and God created the Constitution; it is written on biblical principles.” DeLay gets it: he’s the real deal, a


Tea Party Jesus is a Satanist, and we have proof
, 27 Feb 2014 by Gregory Stevens

Tea Party Republicans are Satanists

Everybody knows that the Tea Party has structured their political platform on the teachings of Jesus Christ. Tea Party Jesus has a lot of political views. Unfortunately, after a little journalistic digging, we have uncovered some facts that may make a few members of the Religious Right a teeny, tiny bit uncomfortable…. FACT #1: The


The Arizona Bible, and the 5 Commandments of Cake
, 26 Feb 2014 by LiberalBias.com

The 5 Commandments of Cake

The single most important issue in Arizona politics today is cake. Christians want to be allowed to follow their deeply-held beliefs about who gets cake, and who does not get cake. They have told the world that giving cake to homosexuals is AGAINST THEIR RELIGION. It is against the Bible, and against the teachings of


IMPORTANT NOTICE: being openly Christian is courageous, being openly gay is not
, 11 Feb 2014 by LiberalBias.com

What does it mean to be courageous?

Look, there seems to be a lot of confusion going around right now about what is and is not courageous when it comes to NFL football. As a public service announcement, we’d like to clear things up. When you publicly announce or advertise your Christianity, effectively shoving it down people’s throats despite the fact that


FACTCHECK: Did Phil Robertson quote scripture?
, 08 Jan 2014 by LiberalBias.com

Anus in the Bible

Now that the dust has settled on the Duck Dynasty debacle, everyone has had a chance to take a deep breath and relax in the knowledge that nothing has really changed. It is worth examining one of the keystone claims under debate about the clash between Phil Robertson and A&E: Was Phil Robertson suspended from


It’s the end of the world as we know it… and Obama feels fine!
, 17 Oct 2013 by Gregory Stevens

Michele Bachmann, Revelations Angel

With neo-marxist Barack Hussein Obama leading our country into the demise of liberal hedonism we as Christians should wake up and realize God is sending us ample signs: we are in the End Times! Now I know what you are thinking: You’ve heard this before. Harold Camping told us that the End Times of Revelations


Modern-day prophet, Britney Spears, delivers hard economic truths
, 10 Oct 2013 by Gregory Stevens

Britney Spears: noted conservative economist

Cutting 4 million people from the national food stamps program is by far the most Christian political move our nation can make this year. Just ask Britney Spears. Consider Britney Spears’ new gloriously up-beat and awe inspiring song, “Work B*tch”. Although it is cleverly disguised as a pop song, this hymn of economic conservatism makes


The FCC wants you to pluck out your own eyeballs.
, 24 Jun 2013 by Gregory Stevens

Muscular Jesus

Earlier this year the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) announced it would consider dropping its ban on explicit profanity and “non-sexual” nudity. This is un-Christian, ungodly, and cannot be allowed to stand! Now, some people might say: Was Jesus really against nudity and swearing? Where in the Bible does it say that that television should not


Domestic Terrorism, Right-Wing Extremism, and Liberal Bias
, 17 Apr 2013 by LiberalBias.com

Right-Wing Extremists.

You probably hear liberals talk a lot about Right-Wing Extremism. It is important that you know how to combat this kind of liberally biased talk when you hear it. In fact, just yesterday on his radio show, Sean Hannity said: “Leftists are saying that the Boston Marathon bombing is probably right-wing extremists! Where does this


Why did Pope Benedict XVI really resign? FOUR SCANDALS
, 11 Feb 2013 by LiberalBias.com

Pope Benedict XVI

Pope Benedict XVI recently said he will resign “because of advanced age.” That explanation is neither plausible nor interesting. So what is the REAL reason? THEORY #1: The Pope ousted by super-powerful Twitter because he was “using it wrong”. According to anonymous officials inside the Vatican, the Pope had laid out one of the most


Pope Benedict protects us from liberal bias
, 23 Jan 2013 by Gregory Stevens

Pope Benedict illustrates the dangers of gay marriage using a gay hat as a prop.

  Youth minister Greg Stevens writes an open letter to Pope Benedict XVI to thank him for his efforts to rid the world of liberal bias. Dear Pope Benedict, As the leader of the largest and oldest Christian tradition on planet Earth, you have tirelessly fought to bring light, joy, and peace to the human condition.


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