Obama’s secret master

Obama eye close-up

We are not the first ones to suspect that Obama is being controlled by an alien cabal that does not have American interests at heart. But we are the first ones to have photographic proof.

We don’t even have time to list all of the articles that have proven that Obama is a Manchurian Candidate who was chosen by alien forces to destroy America from within. That Obama secretly hates America and has already unconsciously confessed to attacking our core foundations. The stories are all out there. You can look them up. Until now, however, they have only used logic to connect the dots to the obvious conclusion.

Now, for the first time, we here at LiberalBias.com can do more: we have photographic evidence!

Here you see Obama’s Senate portrait from 2005. It looks very innocent at first glance. Even if you click on the image to show it “full sized” there is nothing that immediately appears to be amiss.

Barack Obama Senate portrait 2005

However, we were able to get our hands on a super-high resolution version of this image, and magnify it in order to inspect it more closely… and it’ a good thing we did!

Obama eye close-upUsing high magnification, we were able to uncover this pattern of shadow in the reflection of Obama’s left eye. Look closely at this image, and think about what it suggests to you. The implications are literally earth-shattering!

Naturally, some people will try to come up with various innocent-seeming explanations of this peculiar shadow. For example, they might claim that it is a reflection of some lighting device on the other side of the room. Or, they will claim that it is a random pattern of light and shadow that just happens to look like a small seated alien figure by sheer coincidence!!!!

But does that sound reasonable to you?

Or is it even more reasonable to think that all of the peculiar and otherwise inexplicable actions on the part of this “President” can now be explained by the simple fact that all of his actions are being controlled by a very, very small alien that is sitting inside his left eye!

There are people who would tell you that this is ridiculous, and that it is just a random pattern that has been enlarged on a photo. But why would you believe them? After all, these are the same people who wanted yo to believe that a riot in Benghazi was caused by an innocent sweet little short film created by an American pastor. They are known to be frauds and liars.

Obama's controlling alienThe truth is obviously very clear. In case you are still unsure of what you might be looking at, here is a direct comparison with an image from a popular so-called “science fiction” film: “Men In Black”. We have also further enlarged the image on Obama’s eye, and provided some digital enhancement to the image just to make sure you get the point that we are making.

So… clearly any sane and rational person can see what’s going on here. When concerned conservatives have speculated about Obama being secretly under the control of foreigners they had no idea how right they were… or how profoundly foreign the influences really were!!

This is obviously something that the mainstream media will cover up and give no credence to. That is because they, too, are already under the control of these teeny tiny aliens.

If they have the power to live inside a person’s eye and control his actions, I am sure that they have other powers to terrible to imagine.

The impeachment proceedings must proceed immediately, on the basis of the incontrovertible evidence.

These aliens could, quite possibly, be the ultimate and cosmic source of liberal bias!!!!


Editorial Note: We have actually reported on Liberals From Outer Space in the past. In fact, LiberalBias.com was the first news outlet to report in this important issue. Just one more reason to make sure that you get all of your news and facts from LiberalBias.com!!

Liberals from outer space?

Liberal Aliens

Liberal Aliens

According to the lunatic fringe left-wing Atheist gay-promoting media outlet, The Guardian, some Japanese scientists looking through a telescope in Hawaii found a galaxy that is 12.9 billion light-years away, and is therefore the “oldest galaxy” observed because supposedly if it is that far away then the light that we are seeing must have left that galaxy 12.9 billion years ago. Thus, they have given the article the title: “Oldest galaxy discovered using Hawaii telescope.”

Now, if you are a good conservative, I know what your first reactions to this will be. The universe is only 6,000 years old, so the conclusions of the article cannot be correct.  In fact, their entire argument is riddled with logical flaws. For example:

  1. Japanese scientists? These foreigners cannot be trusted. P.S. remember Pearl Harbor?
  2. A telescope in Hawaii? The place where Barack Hussein Obama is supposedly from? Clearly this data has been faked.
  3. 12.9 billion light years? Science can’t possibly measure a number that big. There must be a flaw in the theory.
  4. How do we know light always travels at the same speed? Maybe the light has been traveling for only 6,000 years, and it just goes faster most of the time and gets really slow when it comes closer to earth, probably because of the influence of Satan?

All of these are very logical, and you are right to think of them!

However, I sense a deeper problem!!!!!

It is also possible that this galaxy is actually itself a liberal!!!!!  It is therefore deliberately trying to trick Human Scientists into believing that the universe is older than it really is!

We cannot turn a blind eye to the possibility of alien, outer-space liberals. It is the kind of thing that could infect our planet and destroy us exactly because so many people brush it off as silly. Remember: Did anyone expect 9/11? NO!  And they aren’t expecting this, either.

We will be sure to keep you updated about the danger of liberal distant galaxies in outer space. In the mean time, I have added the appropriate speech bubble to the above picture to remind you of this warning.

original article: The Guardian

 

Addendum: it is noticeable that FoxNews.com does not contain an article about this!  They must be feeling guilty and repentant after their previous gaffe in reporting left-wing propaganda, which we reported on last week.