With the swearing-in of the new Tea Party Senate of 2015, we can officially declare that the problem of liberal bias in the world has been solved. Mission Accomplished! As a result, this website will go on hold, at least for now… you never know when the dreaded evil of liberal bias might rear its ugly head once again!
Liberal Bias Top 5 most popular videos of 2014!
Our weekly Youtube show, Helzel’s View, grew immensely in popularity since it started earlier this year. Here are the top most-viewed videos by Zach Heltzel on the Liberal Bias Video Youtube channel!! NUMBER 5: I am American mass murderer. I will not stop killing, and this is why. In this video, American Mass Murderer
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Liberal Bias Top 5 most popular articles of 2014!
From Obama’s tyrannical executive orders to restaurants charging Obamacare fees, here are the top 10 most popular articles from 2014 that expose the demons and danger of that dreaded LIBERAL BIAS!! NUMBER 5: Is there a war on masculinity? Yes, but not the one you think., 20 Jan 2014 by Zach Heltzel Masculine young
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The story of Santa Reagan Claus: A CONSERVATIVE Christmas tale!
Are you tired of Christmas stories that don’t have a strong conservative message? Do you want your children grow up with solid Tea Party values? This Christmas Story is for you! Make sure you subscribe to our Youtube Channel to get notified about the latest episodes of Heltzel’s View. Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB_rc83q-og
Republicans Excited to Learn Hacking Works, Even if Torture Doesn’t
Sony’s decision to cancel the release of its controversial movie The Interview following threats from North Korean hackers prompted quick reactions from Republicans. Mitt Romney, the party’s 2012 nominee, tweeted: “.@SonyPictures don’t cave, fight: release @TheInterview free online globally. Ask viewers for voluntary $5 contribution to fight #Ebola.” But other Republicans, still reeling from several
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The #CRomnibus budget bill is completely fair and even-handed in every way
Nobody should be complaining about this Omnibus Budget bill, because it represents the ideal of compromise: even sacrifices on both sides. You don’t believe it? Let Zach prove it to you: Make sure you subscribe to our Youtube Channel to get notified about the latest episodes of Heltzel’s View. Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI2-EjcNyvg
Dick Cheney’s heart transplant donor is a serial killer and now the world makes sense, doesn’t it?
With America and the world still reeling from the Senate report detailing the horrors of the Bush-Cheney era’s torture policies (described by The New York Times as “a portrait of depravity“), Dick Cheney himself took a moment to reflect in a personal way about how he has been coping with the burden of being a
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BREAKING: Michigan legalizes SHARIA LAW!
In a shocking announcement, the Michigan House of Representatives passes a bill that allows Muslims to ignore ANY federal laws that contradict the teaching of Mohammed, allowing them to put Sharia Law above United States law or even the Constitution. In this video Zach Heltzel explains this shocking development and examines some of the terrifying
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Cops now represent fastest growing segment of murderer population
As the national homicide rate continues decline, new data shows that the fastest growing segment of the murderer population is cops. The good news is that Americans are now less likely to be murdered than in previous years, with major declines in the homicide rates seen in cities such as Chicago, Los Angeles, New York,
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Will of the people, or stupid sheeple? How to tell the difference.
We still don’t know exactly how many people participated nationally in the #HandsUpWalkout protests on Monday. Although it’s clear that a very large number of people participated in dozens of cities across the country, we may never have completely reliable number estimates. But if you are a good conservative, you know that these protests don’t
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This adorable baby marmoset is a THREAT TO FREEDOM ITSELF!!
You’ll never believe how this baby marmoset is destroying America: Make sure you subscribe to our Youtube Channel to get notified about the latest episodes of Heltzel’s View. Video direct link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Jwj4lJuz60
These Bible quotes prove God supports the XL Pipeline
Today’s letter is about the Keystone XL pipeline, and the environment. What does God think about the Keystone Pipeline bill? All 45 Republicans voted for it, but those pesky Democrats seem to think we should be more careful about the things we do that might harm God’s green earth. Does God want the pipeline, or
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Republicans reassert “penis power” for 2015-16 Congress
Republicans on Wednesday outlined a new “path to the future” by announcing that nine white men would be named to coveted leadership positions when the new Congress begins in January. Speaker John Boehner denied that there had been any kind of “ litmus test” in the selection process, mansplaining that his party no longer used
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This is what it will be like having a Republican congress in 2015
There has been a lot of debate about the question of impeachment. Now that the GOP has control of Congress, what will they do? Will they calmly legislate according to their ideals and political agenda, and map out a strategy for winning the Whitehouse in 2016? Or will the FREAK THE FUCK OUT ON OBAMA
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The GOP can #BreakTheInternet, too!
Today’s letter is about the Democrat War on Women… But I think this time my response might surprise you! As a Republican and a Christian, of course I love the ladies. The dames. The skirts. All of them. They’re just so nifty! But Democrats are reviving the “War on Women” strategy, trying to convince the
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